Mop, might I suggest
Anger management classes?
You should lighten up.
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12 comments:
That's quite a mullet
You had better get to work
Where is your bucket?
Flat face of jaundice
Surly, malevolent gaze
Your attitude stinks
Take a break from work
Hanging around on a hook
Now, go clean spilt pee
Do you think I'm mad?
Maybe you don't see my eyes
But I show my smile
More, more, more haikus!
Damn word verification
Tends to slow me down
Something smells real bad
I just can't escape the stench
Please replace my head
I hate being a mop
Obama says change will come
Still, I have to clean
You make fun of mops
Without us, you drown in filth
One day, mops rule all!
I should not be mad.
Things could be much worse for me.
Dad works at porn store.
Robot In Disguise;
I must be the sorriest
Transformer ever
Nothing? At all? Wow.
Seriously? Damn. Tough crowd.
I worked hard on those.
Your Haikus are great!
Thank you for posting them all.
Mop haikus are fun!
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