Saturday, November 29, 2008

November 28, 2008 Angry Mop Haiku

Mop, might I suggest
Anger management classes?
You should lighten up.


12 comments:

Unknown said...

That's quite a mullet
You had better get to work
Where is your bucket?

Unknown said...

Flat face of jaundice
Surly, malevolent gaze
Your attitude stinks

Unknown said...

Take a break from work
Hanging around on a hook
Now, go clean spilt pee

Unknown said...

Do you think I'm mad?
Maybe you don't see my eyes
But I show my smile

Unknown said...

More, more, more haikus!
Damn word verification
Tends to slow me down

Unknown said...

Something smells real bad
I just can't escape the stench
Please replace my head

Unknown said...

I hate being a mop
Obama says change will come
Still, I have to clean

Unknown said...

You make fun of mops
Without us, you drown in filth
One day, mops rule all!

Unknown said...

I should not be mad.
Things could be much worse for me.
Dad works at porn store.

Unknown said...

Robot In Disguise;
I must be the sorriest
Transformer ever

Unknown said...

Nothing? At all? Wow.
Seriously? Damn. Tough crowd.
I worked hard on those.

Kelly said...

Your Haikus are great!
Thank you for posting them all.
Mop haikus are fun!